not only am I leaving woody behind, but I also leave behind hundreds of honey mooners, first time park visitors, & ‘celebrators’. something tells me they will all get along just fine, sans the maynard family.

to be honest, I’ve made a commitment to myself not to bring my own kids here until they’re at least 12. It would just end in too much screaming, crying, & stroller pushing.

I think I say this every year, but i’m fairly positive that I’ve never been so exhausted by a vacation.

so far we’ve been bowling 3 times, gotten our slurpee fix, & saw more than we bargained for on the sandy hollywood beaches. why old leathery skin men think it’s appropriate to wear speedos, I’ll never understand.

believe it or not, after 4 years of college, I learned some new things this week. apparently every bad driver in the united states lives in south florida & the only rule in this supposed ’sunshine state’ is that there are no rules. people like to keep it ‘loosy goosey’. I also learned that I’ve spelled the word ‘brought’ incorrectly my entire life. you’d think I’d be a little more ashamed about admitting that…

my favorite fun new fact is that riding in a 1996 suburban that runs on vegetable oil makes you smell like a giant french fry.

one could argue that going anywhere with the unruly maynard family is memorable, but add on any sort of travel & we have quickly escalated the category. our past excursions have taken place in isreal, ireland, london, Italy, & paris, but this summer we’ve decided to keep it domestic.

my alarm & I don’t have a good relationship as of 4 am this morning… was it really necessary for us to make it to the airport early enough to sit & wait for 1.5 hours before boarding commences? just like early morning flights, when you’re traveling with gregg maynard, it is essential.

either way, I’m writing this from the beautiful ft lauderdale airport as we wait for the rest of our party to arrive. 7 maynards. 1 baby blue stow & go minivan. daily dunkin donut runs. 8 days in florida.

stay tuned for damage reports.. I just hope someone warned the authorities.

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