the most magical place on earth.
good news, we are halfway through our florida vacation & we are still injury/hospital visit free. yet again, we are up & out before the sun, frantically trying to make it to the magic kingdom before the rest of the world.
so far we’ve been bowling 3 times, gotten our slurpee fix, & saw more than we bargained for on the sandy hollywood beaches. why old leathery skin men think it’s appropriate to wear speedos, I’ll never understand.
believe it or not, after 4 years of college, I learned some new things this week. apparently every bad driver in the united states lives in south florida & the only rule in this supposed ’sunshine state’ is that there are no rules. people like to keep it ‘loosy goosey’. I also learned that I’ve spelled the word ‘brought’ incorrectly my entire life. you’d think I’d be a little more ashamed about admitting that…
my favorite fun new fact is that riding in a 1996 suburban that runs on vegetable oil makes you smell like a giant french fry.